Davez is a drug dealer, and spends his days doing the proper pharmaceutical paper-pushing behind the scenes.
He worked for {CORPORATE AMERICA COMPANY NAME HERE} for many years before we left on our Round the World trip in 2006, and ended up going back to work for them upon return.
Sucka.

His company has recently taken on a very important demographic of the population, and in order to protect the very special people that fall under this category, he has to complete a lengthy series of security documents. (I’m being vague on purpose, he bakes this family’s cake)

One of the hardest documents for him to complete, by far, is section 23b:
“List the countries you have visited the past 10 years, giving the month and year for each.”

They gave him 3 lines.

To most people, that’s enough.
But in the most wonderful “count your blessings” way, those 3 lines are not NEARLY enough.

France June 01
Italy June 01
Switzerland June 01
France June 03
Italy June 03
France June 04
Switzerland June 04
Belgium June 04
Austria June 04
Luxembourg June 04
Czechoslovakia June 04
Hungary June 04
Samoa, Jan06
Kingdom of Tonga, Jan 06
New Zealand, Jan06, Feb06
Australia, Feb06
Bali (Indonesia), Feb06
Philippines, Mar06
Borneo Malaysia, Mar06, Apr06
Singapore, Feb06,
Thailand, Mar06, May06
Malaysia Apr06
Viet Nam Apr06, May06
Cambodia, May06
Laos May06
Dubai, May06
Turkey, May06
Croatia, June06
Denmark, June06
Holland, June06
Sweden, June06
Finland, June06
Norway,June06
Russia, June06
Poland, June06
Estonia June06
Ireland June06, July06
Mexico Oct 06
Curacao Nov 07
Trinidad and Tobago Nov 07
Mexico Aug 08
Cayman Island Feb 09
Mexico Feb 09
Honduras Feb 09
Belize Feb 09
And another trip to Mexico in the works.

I think there was a visit to Winnipeg, Canada in there somewhere forgotten.
Oops.

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